Rewrite text in deliberately ridiculous styles — Shakespearean, medieval, archaic, chaos-case, over-salesy, platitude-stuffed, pseudobot, plus length transforms (elongate / truncate). Nine no-config skills for stylistic mischief.
npx claudepluginhub danielrosehill/claude-code-plugins --plugin novelty-text-editorRewrite the user's text with Shakespearean / Early Modern English flourishes — "thou", "thee", "verily", elegant antiquated phrasing — while keeping the meaning and overall tone professional. Use when the user wants a stylistic rewrite into Shakespearean voice.
Pad the user's text to N× its original length without adding new information — verbose phrasing, restated points, redundant qualifiers, scenic detours. Use when the user wants prose stretched to hit a length target.
Rewrite text in a generic archaic English register — older than Shakespearean, with biblical / King James cadence ("verily", "lo", "thee", "behold"). Use when the user wants a venerable, scriptural-sounding tone rather than specifically Renaissance or medieval.
rEwRiTe TeXt In ChAoS CaSe — alternating or randomised capitalisation. Pure mechanical transform, no LLM call needed. Use when the user wants the SpongeBob / mocking-text effect on a string, paragraph, or file.
Rewrite text in a medieval / chivalric register — feudal vocabulary ("thy lordship", "fief", "vassal", "by my troth"), scribal tone, references to courts, knights, and oaths. Use when the user wants a specifically medieval flavour rather than generic-archaic or Renaissance-Shakespearean.
Convert the user's text into shameless infomercial copy — ALL CAPS bursts, exclamation marks, "ACT NOW!", manufactured urgency, hyperbolic adjectives, breathless promises. Use when the user wants prose that reads like a 2 AM TV ad.
Lard the user's text with empty corporate platitudes and feel-good filler — "at the end of the day", "moving the needle", "circle back", reassuring nothing-phrases. Use when the user wants prose that sounds expansive and polite while saying nothing extra.
Rewrite text to feel obviously bot- or AI-generated — programmatic artifacts, fake server-glitch fragments, slightly-broken phrasing, overly-neutral tone. Use when the user wants a message that reads like a malfunctioning auto-responder.
Aggressively compress text while preserving meaning — strip filler, collapse clauses, drop redundancy. Use when the user wants the same content in a fraction of the words.
Rewrite text in deliberately ridiculous styles. Nine no-config skills for stylistic mischief — Shakespearean monologues, medieval decrees, biblical archaisms, infomercial copy, platitude-stuffed corporate-speak, pseudobot glitches, chaos-case, and length transforms (elongate / truncate).
Substrate prompts (shakespeare, pseudobot, platitude) are vendored from the Text-Transformation-Prompt-Library.
| Skill | What it does |
|---|---|
to-shakespeare | Renaissance / Shakespearean voice with "thee", "thou", "verily" flourishes. |
to-archaic | Generic archaic English — biblical / King James cadence. |
to-medieval | Feudal / chivalric / scribal — lords, fiefs, decrees. |
to-chaos-case | rEwRiTe TeXt In ChAoS CaSe (alternating or random). Pure code, no LLM. |
to-pseudobot | Make text feel like it was generated by a glitching auto-responder. |
to-platitude-stuffed | Lard with empty corporate platitudes and feel-good filler. |
to-over-salesy | Convert into shameless infomercial copy with manufactured urgency. |
elongate | Pad to N× length without adding new information. |
truncate | Aggressively compress while preserving meaning. |
# Always available (user scope)
claude plugins install novelty-text-editor@danielrosehill
# Or per-project (run from inside the project's repo)
claude plugins install novelty-text-editor@danielrosehill --scope project
Invoke any skill by name and pass the source text inline, from clipboard, or via a file path. Most skills accept an intensity (or equivalent) argument: light / medium / heavy.
Use to-shakespeare on this paragraph: "..."
Apply to-medieval (heavy) to clipboard
Run truncate --target 100 on /path/to/draft.md
These transforms are for comedy, drafting variants, and creative writing. Don't use to-pseudobot or to-over-salesy to deceive anyone in a way that causes harm.
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