idiolect

idiolect

Humanizers remove the AI. idiolect installs a human.

62 fully-specified voice profiles — real psychologies, systematic flaws, platform habitats, few-shot exemplars — plus a deterministic AI-tell scanner, a blind semantic auditor, and a closed verify-revise loop. Write, humanize, audit, and mass-produce short-form posts that read as distinct, specific people, with receipts instead of vibes. Runs on Claude Code, OpenAI Codex, and opencode out of the box.

idiolect (n.) — the variety of a language unique to one individual. The thing this plugin manufactures, measures, and defends.

The difference, in one post

The same request — "announce a kiln drop: the dark-blue glaze finally came out right, a couple pieces cracked, shop update Thursday" — scored by the same deterministic scanner (idiolect scan; 0 = clean, higher = more AI tells).

Without idiolect — default assistant output · scan 45 / 100 — slop

✨ Big news, friends! ✨ After weeks of anticipation, our stunning dark blue glaze collection is finally here — and we couldn't be more thrilled to share it with you! 🌊

Each piece is lovingly handcrafted and fired to perfection, embodying the beautiful imperfection of the ceramic journey. Yes, a few pieces didn't quite survive the kiln — but that only makes the survivors more special. 💙

Whether you're a seasoned collector or just beginning your pottery journey, these one-of-a-kind treasures are sure to elevate your space and bring a touch of handmade magic into your everyday moments.

Don't miss out — the shop update drops this Thursday! 🛍️ Link in bio.

Scanner flags: em-dash density, "elevate your," "journey" ×2, "whether you're a…", a six-hashtag pile, emoji density. Human texture: none — no specifics, no time anchor, no first-person action.

With idiolect — voice Freja, ceramicist, Copenhagen · scan 0 / 100 — clean · conform PASS, in-range

33 went in. 27 came out whole.

I opened 114 at 7, before anyone else was in.

The dark blue behaved. People have waited for it since firing 112 and I could not promise it, the kiln decides and not me. This morning the color came right on every blue piece, even the two that cracked. I wrote a full line in the log for it. Most firings get only numbers.

The kiln took its share too. 2 to the bin, a mug and the tall bottle, cracked at the foot, photo 4. You cannot both blow and have flour in the mouth, as we say at home.

4 are seconds. A little glaze pooling on the inside, nothing that leaks. They go 40 percent off with the flaw in the photo, not hidden.

Shop update Thursday 19:00 CET. Link in bio. 8 mugs, 5 bowls, 3 bottles in the dark blue. Mugs 260 DKK, bowls 340, bottles 520. Shipping inside EU is 89, the carrier's number.

Stoneware, fired to 1240 degrees. I look forward to see them go Thursday.

Written by the engine, then verified: the new competence layer kept it in clay (no borrowed jargon), soul is on (the blue glaze earns the one long line in the log; the loss is stated flat), and the L1-Danish idiom is her systematic error profile, not decoration. The scanner credits exact quantities, a time anchor, and first-person actions as human texture. Nothing here "sounds human" — it scans clean and conforms to a declared fingerprint.

Five voices, one brief, all conform-checked →

Why this exists

The popular humanizer skills are subtractive: a pattern list that removes "delve," em dashes, and rule-of-three. Useful — and structurally insufficient. Everyone running the same subtraction converges on a new detectable house style (uniformly short sentences, aggressive casualness, zero em dashes), because removal can't produce identity. Meanwhile RLHF models homogenize by design — co-writing with them measurably flattens stylistic diversity (Padmakumar & He 2024), hardest on non-Western writers (CHI 2025).

idiolect's claim, from the research up (see docs/THEORY.md, 40+ sources, corrections included):

Human-reading text = Scrubbed × Voiced × Crafted × Varied — multiplicative, a zero anywhere zeroes the product. So the plugin ships all four layers: a tell scanner (scrub), a voice roster (voice), a craft floor distilled from a century of copy and rhetoric research (craft), and structure-rotation + overlap + distance machinery (variance).

The demo

Same brief — "promote a $15/mo booking tool" — through five voices (full posts + receipts):