From speed-roast
Website speed audit CLI that checks 15 real performance signals and delivers results as a roast from one of 26 celebrity personas.
npx claudepluginhub citedy/claude-plugins --plugin speed-roastThis skill uses the workspace's default tool permissions.
Website speed audit CLI that checks 15 real performance signals and delivers results as a roast from one of 26 celebrity personas.
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Website speed audit CLI that checks 15 real performance signals and delivers results as a roast from one of 26 celebrity personas.
# Roast any website's speed with a random persona
npx speed-roast example.com
# Pick a specific persona
npx speed-roast example.com --persona musk
# List all 26 personas
npx speed-roast --list
15 real speed signals: TTFB, total load time, HTML size, compression, cache headers, script count, inline scripts, external scripts, third-party scripts, stylesheets, images, redirects, preload hints, preconnect hints, prefetch hints.
Writers: Hemingway, Dostoevsky, Tolkien, Orwell, Nabokov, Bulgakov, Christie, Proust, Bradbury, Strugatsky Tech Leaders: Musk, Jobs, Bezos, Altman Entertainment: Tarantino, Nolan, Reynolds, Keanu Creators: MrBeast, Taylor Swift, Kanye, Billie Eilish, Zendaya, Chalamet Public Figures: Trump