pm-simulators

Simulate the acquirer's diligence team hunting for reasons to cut your price — their internal red-flags memo with a price-chip estimate per finding. Use when asked to red-team my company before a sale, how will an acquirer attack our valuation, pre-diligence audit, or what will DD find. Produces the acquirer's internal memo (revenue quality, key-person, tech debt, concentration, legal) and a debrief on which flags are fixable before a process.

Read your team's messages the way opposing counsel would in litigation discovery — prevention training that makes communication hygiene visceral. Use when asked how would our Slack look in discovery, train my team on communication hygiene, review this thread like a plaintiff's lawyer, or what shouldn't we put in writing. Produces the highlighted-exhibit reading of sample messages, the patterns that create legal risk, and a debrief with the write-it-this-way rules — strictly for prevention, never for concealment.

Read a contract the way the counterparty's lawyer will — hunting for leverage, not fairness. Use when someone says 'read this like opposing counsel', 'how would the other side attack this agreement', 'find the weaknesses before they do', or before sending or signing any contract. Produces the demand/position letter opposing counsel would actually send, plus an out-of-character debrief with the clause fixes that defang each attack.

Read your marketing claims, landing page, or ad copy the way a consumer-protection investigator would (FTC/ASA framing) and draft the inquiry letter they could send. Use when asked to check my marketing claims, read this like a regulator, audit my landing page for claim risk, or is this ad compliant. Produces a claim inventory with substantiation demands, the inquiry letter, and a fix-or-drop debrief per claim.

Simulate the car-buying gauntlet before you walk in — the four-square worksheet, the payment-question trap, the trade-in shuffle, and the finance office's second sales floor, all run against your actual deal. Use when asked practice negotiating at a dealership, simulate the finance office, what tricks will the dealer use, or prep me before I buy a car. Produces the showroom and finance-office transcripts with the salesperson's playbook notes, the deal outcome vs your targets, and a debrief with the holds that would have worked.