/rewrite-in-shakespearean

Please read the README.md for this project.

Then:

Rewrite the read me in Shakespearean English.

You will enevitably note that many or most terms do not have obvious parallels in Shakespearean English. Attempt to find amusing but somewhat clear parallels, even if they aer not entirely perfect. You may choose to describe a laptop, for example, as a "mobile computing object".